There was a time when Jennifer Love Hewitt was the cutest bird faced skinny girl with massive tits…then she become the middle aged fat chick…who was engaged only to be dropped thanks to that being comfortable weight..only to have dropped the weight and trapped some dude who probably things it is hilarious that he’s fucking Jennifer Love Hewitt because he remembers her from before she was so sad…

Well, all this to say is that if you’re a fat and lonely 35 year old, drop the weight and people will fall in love with you and your money from being on TV…and knock you up so they never have to work again..I promise…

What I am saying if you’re both rich and fit…you’re pretty much gonna win whatever you’re trying to win…all this to say, I don’t get off to Ready to Drop Porn…

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