I am not in Paris for Fashion Week because fashion isn’t really my thing and Paris is pretty faggy and romantic and made for rich people, give me a full tank of gas and a shitty RV and I’m happy, but Miranda Kerr is and as she walks thru the airport she looks like she’s staring in some kind of old movie that is all glamorous and classy and that kind of refined look makes jerking off on her face a lot more fun. I’ve always loved the uptight girls who you’d expect to see with their napkins on their laps eating at fancy restaurants drinking expensive wines and talking about current events or in the park having a picnic with herself reading some smart person book like this was 1940s let loose, so to any guys out there who are friends with this girl, or see her in a bar, do your best to treat her like a lady and by lady I mean whore and camera phone that shit.

Pics via Bauer

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