I used to have a pretty weird friend who was the biggest pervert I knew, but he had one problem, he couldn’t get himself laid. He had hygiene issues and a pretty abrasive personality that even made numerous hookers walk out on him before he got started, so that all just made him even hornier and hard to deal with.

One day, he had come into some money and decided that he would spend it on a sex doll, but he didn’t have enough money to buy a new one, or even a full one, so he’d buy the bitch used and in sections.

First he ordered the big breasted torso, with a pussy that had only been fucked by a handful of people and for a while he fucked the shit out of it, putting him in a pretty good mood, but he got greedy and wanted a head. Partially because he got weirded out with himself for fucking a lifeless torso, making him question how far he was willing to go to get off, and whether getting off to a torso meant he was into fucking dead body but a face would make it feel that much more normal, so he hit the internet and found a head that only had some damage in the mouth from the previous face fucking owner and it was missing an eye, but shit was cheap so it was a good enough…..

So he put that fucking thing together and shit looked just like Shauna Sand, you know, plastic, falling apart, cheap and lifeless, all motherfucker needed was to invest in the limbs and get the fucking thing possessed by some ancient Egyptian Gods so it partially came to life at night like shit was that movie Mannequin and it’d be a step up from Shauna Sand because the plastic pussy had only been fucked by a handful of random dudes that a little Mr Clean can clean off, where as Shauna Sand is a high risk encounter.

And the point of the story is to say that that pretty weird friend of mine was actually me….

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