I love going to the stripclub this time of year. It is absolutely fucking depressing. To make things worse, or more amazing, depending how you look at it, I seek out the most bootleg strip club in town, you know the kind with pregnant dancers and three patrons, because they are the most desperate…

Last night’s stripper was exceptionally sad, she was 350 pounds, her tits spilling out pretty much in every direction, and she sat down with me to try to get a dance. With her weight and the club she worked at, you could tell se was Amateur…but maybe it was because she said “just take two songs with me fore 15 dollars, I need to make enough money to take a taxi home….it’s christmas”….

She had apparently made 5 dollars because some dude threw 5 dollars at her for mocking her….

When I told her she should consider other work, like BBW fetish porn, or face sitting..white dudes love fat girls sitting on their faces…she offered to suck my dick for 50 dollars…

Now as much as I want to experience a 350 pound, straight from Maury black girl blowjob, I am terrified of it…but Tis the Fucking Season…right…

Here are some morning links…

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