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2016

15

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

Day 1 in Facebook Jail:

I should have been blocked on FB years ago, the fact that I haven’t been deleted off any social media platforms for the las 8 years, I mean other than Instagram, means I’ve gone soft. It’s not me. It feels like I’ve been pandering to the PC world, instead of being controversial and aggressive…like I was when I still cared.

FB jail is reminding me of who I was and what I lost before Mark Zuckerberg brainwashed the world giving them the lowest common distraction – stalking each other…

I hate social media, and people, I belong in jail…

Here are some Romantic Morning Links….day after Valentines…day after a lot of disapointment…

Star Wars Episode VIII Teaser
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The Game Posted His Boner He Used on Christina Milian to Make Babies Because He’s Rich and Black and Why the Fuck Not..LOL
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Tiny Goat – Yoga Partner
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Still Digging Gwyneth Paltrow’s Booty
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Beyonce and Mariah Carey Pic for the Win
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2016 Dunk Contest
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Some Whore’s Nipples
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All The Important People int he World…at the Adele Concert
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Dentist Hit Him Hard with Drugs
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Hick Sluts
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EmRata’s Face is Fucked – But Tits are Good
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Owen Wilson and Luke Wilson are the Same
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Jessica Alba in a Gold Dress
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Diver Cuts Stuck Rope Off Whale Shark
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Fox Doesn’t Understand the White Blanket Isn’t Snow
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No Doubt Replaced Gwen Stefani with The Lead Singer of AFI
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A Bunch of Asians for the Racists
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