Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 17 in Facebook Jail
I am pretty happy that I was blocked on Facebook during “super tuesday”…because as a Canadian, the only thing super about Tuesday is the promos they run at my local strip club, a strip club I didn’t end up going to, because it works against my hermit troll lifestyle, but its still super knowing it is there…
In conclusion….facebook is a total waste of fucking time, and thinking of all your pictures and thoughts I am missing only depresses me because I shouldn’t even know you exist, and at my core of who I am….the pre-social media, when the internet was anonymous, I’d only want your pics and statuses to use against you to try to help have a breakdown, because I am an asshole, and I will not let this social media, seeing your dying grandma, or your engagement, TRUMAN SHOW shit, give me compassion for you….at least not for the next 13 days…that I am banned from Facebook…
Hehre are some stepLINKS….
I said…
Here are some stepLINKS!
The Romance on 50 Shades of Grey is Garbage and Awkward –
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So Much Underbooob – It’s Still a THing – And As Long as There are Tits – IT WilL be…
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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini
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McAffee Explains How to Crack an iPhone the FBI Just Wants to Track America….
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16 Year Old Kid – Wins 30 Day Hotel Stay with a Pornstar – Amazing
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Porn Star in a Bikini
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Super Tuesday at the Strip Club – See I Told You It’s a Thing
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CHarlotte McKinney has Tits
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Offensive Pregnancy Announcement for Canadians
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This sister farting Video is the Fucking Worst…
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Scroll Down for Some Cleavage…
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This Disney Produced Hacker Video is Good
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Giant Cock
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