Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez
DAY 25 in Facebook Jail
I am pretty sad that there’s only 5 more days left on my facebook ban…
It’s like vacation is coming to an end…
You know like that feeling after a good Spring Break week of being wasted and gangbanging chicks until a herpes outbreak only to know that you have to go back to class the following Monday…
That’s where I’m at right now, but the good news is that 19 year olds on snapchat are helping me through this sadness…using vibrators because they are exhibitionists but if they were actually in front of me…would be disgusted by my staring at them like a creep…possibly even calling the police on me…reminding us that In Real Life..has nothing on ON INTERNET…
Here are some morning links…
Hot Girls in Bed
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Woman Pepper Sprays Teen
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Amanda Seyfried is a Homewrecker
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Some Serious Fame Whore in a G-String
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Alec Baldwin’s Wife Makes Too Many Babies
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Tiger Escape
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A Terrifying Fame Whore
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What the Most Expensive Steak Tastes Like
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Jet Ski Jump Destroys Drone
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Maria Sharapova’s Fitness on Beach
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The History of the Waterbed
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