I’ve decided to go anorexic. I am like the fat dude in the movie se7en who ate himself to death, everytime you put food in front of me, I eat until I feel like throwing up and if you told me 10 years ago if I’d be able to eating an entire cake to myself in one sitting, or that I wouldn’t be able to walk up a flight of 4 stairs, or that I even getting off the couch makes me dizzy and sweat, or that I wouldn’t fit in normal person sizes, I would have probably believed you, because I’ve always been a lazy pig, I probably would have thought to myself that shit sounds fucking awesome, but living it is like torture and I can only blame my wife for filling my life up with shit and stress and emotional trauma from being stuck fucking a fat pig of a woman for the rest of my life in exchange for free rent….
So as of today, I’m on an laxative, diet coke and gum diet like I was a teenage girl, I’ll let you know how it goes, unless I die of this obesity first and I’d like to thank Dr Oz’s stupid show for makin’ me paranoid that I’m having a heart attack every fucking day cuz I watch the shit everyday at McDonalds while eating a big mac combo for a snack. So if I do die – you tell
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A Model Named Camille Who Likes To Get Naked
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Nicola Roberts Panty Upskirt
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Nicole Richie is Shopping
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Tales of Demented Snowmen
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25 Amazing 3D Sidewalk Drawings
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Striptease of the Day
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Sarah Palin’s Ass and Thighs Are Goin’ Rogue!
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Siobhan and Tina Wallman ZOO 3D Cover Shoot
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Ass Fucked By a Robot
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Shit on the Go – VIDEO
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And a Few More Random Photos
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