I was in line at the pharmacy and the woman behind me was buying Maxi Pads and I was thrown off. I haven’t met a girl in decades who use maxi pads. That was like some shit from the 80s when you knew a girl had her period just by the sounds she made when she walked……Then I realized it must be a gift and figured I should get some for my wife. I figured it was a little vintage throwback to a better time, a little practical and totally affordable, I could hear her screams of joy….so I pulled together a couple bucks and got it for her. I figure sometimes you gotta splurge to get people off your back, ya know….
I just hope the fact that she hasn’t had her period in over 8 years or 70 pounds ago, all thanks to a hysterectomy caused by the HPV she thinks I gave her. The same HPV that when undiagnosed gave her multiple miscarriages instead of the babies I promised to give her early in the relationship prior to the operation that made her a man….a very hungry man……….I’m sure shell love it….but this could be worse than last years gift which was a can of no name brand baked beans, which is pretty bad, considering brand name baked beans are a fucking dollar……
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