One of the bigger jokes that happened in Hollywood in the last 24 hours are these pictures of Mischa Barton trying to get herself made up, done up, cleaned up in this makeover.

You see the last few months she’s been drinking hard, rockin’ a cocaine bloated face, she hasn’t been showering and I put her on the death watch, mainly because she looked like she was one night into a fatal overdose…like a fat swollen corpse but I guess she’s decided to step things up, shower and get her hair and make-up done, to show us that she’s not going to give up fully just yet, she’s gonna have at least one more night of beauty and glamor, where everyone notices her new clean hair and big fat tits, but I figure this look lasted a solid 20 minutes before she started sweating, jonesing leading to ripping lines in the taxi to get her fix….

One of the bigges jokes that’s happened in my life in the last 24 hours is that this is my fucking life…..

Pics via Bauer

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