Tallulah Willis is the hipster Willis sister, but I guess all of them are Hipster, in the sense of mainstream, pretending to not be mainstream, rich and spoiled, pretending to be down to earth and not rich and spoiled, vapid but pretending to have substance….raised by Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher in Montana and I wonder if he ever touched them like dirty stepfathers do…but he’s probably too gay for that….

She’s so stereotypically LA….in dress, style, everything, but most importantly, whether cheesy, self involved, nonsense….she’s pulled off some softcore titty porn, she’ll pretend is feminsit… you know with her free the nipple shit she endorses all the time, because pulling out your tits is easier than doing anything of actual substance….it gets noticed and the whole thing is absurd but good for ego….all while pretending that you have purpose…or vision…or integrity…by calling it art…

But that doesn’t mean her grabbing her hairy hipster feminist twat topless isn’t great…if you can see past the Bruce Willis jaw smoking that healthy organic vegan fair trade cigarette…

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