I decided that my Internet friends suck. You see for the last year of using twitter I’ve barely been able to get 5 new followers, then last night I mean I flirted with Jenna Jameson by making fun on her raw, beat up pussy and she answered me and all of the a sudden 80 new followers…proving that if you know an ex-pornstar…you’re life is a lot better for it…not that twitter followers do anything for me…or that I didn’t know ex pornstars make Christmas dinner more fun, but I like to think I’ve just learned for the first time in my life that it’s not what you know but who you know kinda thing….
That said I hate my friends and I need new ones……..
Now that I’ve just begged for friends, I figure I can go back to my stepLINKS, which are far more interesting than my anything I’ve got to say…or even that the guy Jenna Jameson hires to run her twitter acknowledged me…
The National Enquirer Won’t Even Let A Used Tampon Get In The Way of a Good Story
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Has This Bitch Got Talent, Or Has She Got Talent?
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Sofia Vergara Picture Gallery
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Because These sluts Do What They Are Told
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and Today in Pole Dancing Wipe Out’s
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World Leaders as JUGGALOS
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Bethenny Frankel Is The Stupidest Bitch Alive
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The 25 Hottest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Models
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Here’s Minday McCready’s Sex Tape
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Man, I Would Fuck the Shit Out of Tin Fey
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 10 Hottest Illinois Women
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Hollywood Hates Goldie Hawn
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Yukie Kawamura is Very Niceeeee
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Big Titted Asian Hotties
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Baseball Fight – VIDEO
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Well Hello Summer Walker
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Boozed Up Sluts – A Gallery
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Lexi and Ahryan Get It On
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Life Just Keeps Getting Worse For Jesse James, Because Having a Photo of You Leak Doing the Nazi Salute Isn’t Enough
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I Wanna Be All Over Ashley Green
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If You Ever Needed a Reason to Move to Japan, She is Probably It
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Mmmmmmm Rachel Bilson
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Jesus Take The Wheel: Crazy Teenager Sells Her 7 Year-Old Stepsister For Sex At A Party
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Kourtney Kardashian thanks Photoshop
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Lesbian Threesome Anyone?
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Victoria’s Secret – The Nakeds
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Fuck You Paris Hilton
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Because It’s The Closest Thing to a Girlfriend You’ll Get Today
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I am Praying to Fucking God This is a Photoshop. Jesus
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Lauren Leigh is Fine By Me
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Diagrams of the 9 Worst People to Road Trip With
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What An Ass Karla Spice Has
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Pam Anderson Looks Like a Trollop On Dancing With the Stars
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How About an Easter Whipping?
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Jessica Jane Clement’s Breasts Are Nuts
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