Naomi is a waste of space, but more importantly a waste of champagne. There are people like me who have waited a lifetime to taste the sweet nectar of actual champagne, but instead I am forced to drink shit like Baby Duck and other ghetto sparkling wine that gives me a fucking headache, while this cunt and her billionaire russian (mobster) oil tycoon have the luxury of spraying the shit all over each other like the bunch of wasting pigs who live in excess that they are….

I guess life’s not fair, but I’d rather live the shitty life I live than be forced to spend the day with J.Lo on her yacht, which is what these idiots are doing while they are acting all wild and crazy, but not crazy enough, cuz I’d love if this ended in a traditional Naomi Campbell freak out that leaves Jenny from the block at the bottom of the ocean…but I never get what I want, I’ve come to terms with that.

Pics via Bauer

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