I like bitches in bikinis. I prefer when they are fit and look good in bikinis but I take what I can get.

So if it’s a matter of watching girls in a bikini who are fat, skinny, HIV Positive of virgins I’m down….and if they are in their bikinis in their backyards, on their balconies, in the parks, at the public pool, at the local beach, at the terminally ill ward at the hospital and not actually in bikinis, but in hospital gowns that look like bikinis with a pair of scissors I get away with cuz of the morphine, I’m down…

Now I may not know who Jessica Hart is, but I hear she’s a mode from Australia, the land of bitches in bikinis, and really it doesn’t matter what she does, cuz she’s in a bikini and like I said that’s all it takes for me to be down…

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