I never understood why Fox never got arrested for Kiddie Porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, the only pussy worth fucking on That 70’s Show, I mean other than Danny Masterson’s…don’t let that beard and bad DJing confuse you.

I did understand why they took the risk and didn’t care about getting arrested for Kiddie porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, because shes the kind of 14 year old pussy you pretend showed you fake ID when the cops come knocking.

Seriously, this bitch has it going on and also knows how to waste it, with her decade-long relationship with Culkin, that was fortunate enough to accidentally see and be disgusted by when I got backstage passes to some live Family Guy Show reading years ago.

It didn’t annoyed me then and it doesn’t annoys me now, but I was never one of those losers who ever thought I’d bang these starlets, or felt ruined when they tainted their pussy with shit, no matter how much I liked them….If anything, I always found that conversation irritating…you know the whole “look at this bitch’s boyfriend” and the room of jock morons sigh like they just found out they would never fuck her, even though that fact was kinda already written in their destiny…if you know what I mean….

I’m just happy she’s working, so I can be watchin’…

Pics via Bauer

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