I remember this virgin loser nerd I met a couple of years ago cuz I was forced to sit next to him on the bus. He not only irritated the fuck out of me for the 3 hours we were forced to be next to each other…from his constant hacking due to chronic allergies…to his twitchy fucking arms that kept hitting me….but he also offered me insight into the world of loser virgin nerds…and that was a loyalty to anything that involved superheros….especially the actresses who play the superheros and their tight outfits….when trying to make small talk to difuse the awkwardness of being stuck next to him I asked about Hayden Panettiere and her Heroes show and I think he fucking came himself….then he told me that the girl he really wanted to marry on the show to look out for was Ali Larter….and he started giggling and blushing like a school girl….while I’ve always been far more into Ali Larter’s work on “Suddenly Susan”…and I can’t help but wonder if she’s knocked up by that dude…or if he is in some basement cutting out pictures of her and posting them on his wall with his semen pretending she is….

Either way, I don’t find these hot…if anything the idea of pregnancy is actually pretty fucking vile…but you may…since the two of you who visit this site are probably virgins who find anything that has to do with sex hot…even the polluted womb biproduct of it…

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