I realize that Mel B is probably pushing her mid 40s by now, and that no one in their mid 40s have sex appeal, but I guess it’s just hard to come to terms with, when the person in her mid 40s who has no sex appeal, is a bitch you jerked off to 15 years ago cuz she always had hard nipples in her music videos….

I guess these pics are of Mel B reminding us that if everything didn’t work out as amazing as it did for her, she could have always resorted back to being a crack whore…

Or maybe she’s just reminding us of how depressing growin’ fat and old is….

Or maybe she’s not trying to remind us of anything, cuz her scam has been pulled already and she’s just riding that shit totally oblivious to the outside world…and really who fucking cares…there’s no reason for this post and I don’t know why I fucking posted it…I just wasted my time….but I guess that’s the story of my life…

All this to say…bitch needs to get back on dancing with the stars, cuz this baggy dress doesn’t hide the fact that she’s taken her manly abs and traded them in for something all kinds of dumpy….

That’s all I have to say about that…

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