After much thought about this Taylor Momsen shit, since I have very little to do with myself but spend my time thinking about a 17 year old sluts who wants to be a Rockstars after getting fired from a hit TV show girls everywhere go nuts for…

I realize that flashing her tits on stage , getting into her panties for photoshoots, talking about masturbating, vibrators, and sex in interviews to stir up controversy and get people talking is a pretty solid strategy….

Cuz we’re all fucking perverts and this shit is porn to a group of desensitized people porn doesn’t work for anymore…it’s the right balance of criminal, tight bodied, wrong cuz we have 17 year old daughters and lusting after this 17 year old would be like lusting after our daughter’s 17 year old friends, making birthday pool parties awkward when trying to conceal the erection…but luckily I don’t have to worry about that cuz I don’t have a daughter that I know of and I sure as fuck don’t have a pool…

Here are the rest of those Revolver magazine pics.

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