It looks like the Kardashians have a new book a hired writer ghostwrote for them, and I am kinda upset I wasn’t asked to do it. Sure, I am not a professionally trained writer, and every chapter would be about Kim Kardashian’s overeating and laziness, the disappointment of her dead father, the hours it takes her to get dolled up and strapped the fuck into a dress to no look too obese, but to instead look curvy, but more importantly about how she likes to get pissed on like the toilet of a person she is, when she’s not having a good day and feeling like a princess who deserves the fucking world, or an attention whore with an ego who wants everyone to see her fuck…all while lookin’ like a tranny rendition of Cher, which I think would be more accurate. But I woulda made it worth reading….

Here she is filling out a dress, cuz it is all she knows….and because bitch is fucking everywhere…..

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