stepNEWS of the Day

2011

Feb

I am Peter Jenning’s re-incarnate…or maybe I’m just Katie Couric’s dead husband back from the death trying to compete with her in bringing the fucking news to America like it matters….even though despite anything we do, we’re all gonna fucking die a horrible fiery death in the wake of World War III, at least that’s what I read in my fortune cookie in my dream last night, yes, I dream about Chinese Buffets when I’m asleep, I’m fat get over it…..and apparently, I’m also a fucking prophet…

Here’s the news….

Fight at Denny’s
CHICOPEE – A brawl breaks out at a Denny’s in Chicopee after a woman asked a stranger to pass the maple syrup. Cuz these white people are the calssiest ever…..

Pizza Delivery Driver Saves Woman’s Life

Mother Beaten with Brick by Teenagers
A Raleigh mother has undergone several surgeries after she said she was attacked by young gang members and beaten with a brick.

Drunk Mom Crashed with Kids in Car
A Phoenix mom has been arrested, accused of driving drunk with her kids in the car and crashing it.

Mom: Library Book Describes Sex
When Rose Schifferdecker opened a book from the children’s section of the Carrollton library, she couldn’t believe her eyes. She said it describes sex

Austin Police Department Releases Video of Red Light Crashes

Woman attacks roommate over thin mints
A Florida woman is under arrest, accused of attacking her roommate over a box of Girl Scout cookies.

Tampa mom makes son wear sign
A Tampa mother is defending her decision to stick her teenage son on a street corner with a sign that said, among other things, “GPA 1.22 … honk if I need education.”