I know Vanessa Hudgens so well, that her lawyer actually emails me. Sure. It was in the form of threatening letters that if I don’t remove her nude pics, even though they were censored nude pics, that he’d get me charged for kiddie porn, depsite the fact that Vanessa Hudgens was clearly the Kiddie Porn producer, and even owned the copyright on said kiddie porn…

So me and Vanessa have a real solid bond, one where she probably doesn’t know I exist, but where I know what her alleged 17 year old, hungry for attention, unshaved box looks like, even though, I’m pretty sure she was 18 in the pics, and the whole leaking of them was some kind of publicity stunt, as it always is.

Either way, I guess I’m a fan, mainly because any bitch willing to put her naked body out there, even though nudity isn’t a big deal, is a bitch I respect because it is my life goal to see every woman in the world naked, sure I’ll come short, but at least I know I’m gonna die trying..

She is the face of Candies, she got in her underwear, this time cuz it was paying and not for fun, and the whole thing is not very hot, unless of course you think Vanessa Hudgens and her chipmunk face is, in which case, you’ll be down.

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