Bald man lover Rosie Huntington-Whitely, or as I like to call her “The Megan Fox Replacement”, dressed all back-showing and erotic to David Letterman, because she knows the reason people like her better than Megan Fox, and why she’s getting Megan Fox gigs, is cuz she’s not scared to get naked…a trait needed to get by in Hollywood today…something Megan Fox thought she was too good for…that in a few years from now you’ll see her retracting in a lucrative career in softcore porn…not to take attention away from Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the bald man loving slut, about to strick gold in the entertainment world, by making this about Megan Fox long after her decline into non-nude obscurity, cuz this bitches outfit needs to be appreciated and copied by every single girl on the streets, even the fat ones, cuz I want spotaneous erections everytime I leave my house, without having to look for them at the public pool…cuz that doesn’t make them spontaneous…even though I prefer Rosie Huntington-Whitely when she’s topless and in Panties in Video from before her “acting” career…

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