The highlight of my week was talking to a girl on facebook a few minutes ago who claims her mom was a lesbian and she was an artificial inseminated baby. She’s 20 and I did used to sperm bank before the hepatitis, making me think, she may be my daughter. I’m so gonna try to fuck her to find out, but the only problem is that people raised by lesbians are by default lesbian and that fucks up my whole incest cuz “I didn’t know it was incest” I just hoped it was incest plan….and really even if it’s not a classic example of DNA-ttraction, she’ll have a bag full of daddy issues, I’ll be happy to wash off my genitals….and a bag full of proving she’s not a lesbian like her mom …..Exciting.
Maybe posts like these are why this site’s not popular….
Stupid Girls – a Compilation
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Power Ranking the Hottest Lingerie Football League Players
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Free Cam Shows, Cause Its Friday So Lets Celebrate, Motherfuckers
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The 25 Hottest Cheerleaders In Movies
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Don’t Pee Standing Up – Or in this Case – I Wish More of these Frat Idiots Were Peeing Standing up and the Waters were filled with Sharks
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Tahiti Cora Makes Good Use of Twitter
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Pussy Tasting in Public
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Cam Shows That Will Make Your Life Better
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Some Dude Robbed a Bank to Get Free Medical Care In Jail and the Story is Insane So Here It Is
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