I was sent a flask filled with Vodka from as a Gift from Wolf & Harrison….cuz some people appreciate me….so I took it to the public biking system we have here after sniffing each public bike seat to find the one that smells most like pussy..drinking and staring at bitches while trying to ride the fucking thing until ultimately running into a bitch crossing the street and getting into a really irritating altercation with her drunken boyfriend who wanted me dead…cuz it is summer and the city is alive…the tits and asses are out and drinking and biking is the new drinking and driving…someone shoulda told Ryan Dunn he was being so last year….

Here’s some shit going on on other sites…cuz I’m waking up from my messy, yet pleasurable evening.

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