I am planning my sell out. I want to go mainstream. I figure, like Blink 182, that playing shitty shows for 3 people can be fun and all, but selling out arenas buys private jets and really private jets are more fun than the shitty life I live…I mean it would allow me to jerk off in the air, instead of on the ground and that’s just something I’ve always dreamt of doing, ever since I did it on a commercial flight two decades ago…not that you care about me…here is some shit going on on the internet….
This Guy is Doing Donuts in His House Because Rich People Have Nothing Better to Do – VIDEO
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15 Divas You’d Love to Take Home
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Free Cam Shows Will Help You Make Your Weekend Great
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Girl Does a Massive Slip and Slide Fail
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Tera Patrick Makes Proper Use of Twitter
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Joselyn
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Looking Good Sweethearts Two for One
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Cam Shoes You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Curley Blonde Gets Herself Off
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12 Hot Chicks That Use Blackberries, Which is Really Just an Excuse to Look at Hot Chicks
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4 Better Explanations for the Lindsay Lohan Alleged Drug Deal Video
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There is no End To The Slutty Hotness That Is Snooki
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Vanessa Hudgens Proudly Shows Off Her New Life Style Choice
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Finally, Some Happy Fucking News!
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The Kardashians Whore Out 15 Year Old Daughter. Awesome!
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