I don’t understand how the paparazzi can be this close to a bitch, so close she walks by the motherfucker in tights, and the fucker doesn’t turn around and grab some ass pictures…If I was a paparazzi, there’d be a hell of a lot more zoomed in tit pics, and crotch shots, leading me to think maybe that’s my true calling, cuz if you can’t get it done for you the way you want it done, you gotta go get it yourself, but I’m not prepared to get arrested for hiding in closets jerking off with an iphone camera pointed at the bed while the bitch sleeps…so these will have to do.

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