I see some crazy shit when I leave the house. I haven’t figured out why I’m agoraphobic and don’t like leaving my couch, when everytime I go outside I see insanity, from half retarded middle-aged women with cankles walking cats, to a girl substantially hotter than any celebrity, to crazy people, girls working out, ass flashes, hard nipples and cameltoes….You’d think I’d give up this internet thing that makes me no money, and take on sitting on a bench making no money, but I’m too fucking lazy.

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