The funny thing in all the emails I get about how boring the site is, how repetitive the jokes are, how irritating the whole thing is, is that it’s got nothing on my actual life….my actual life is substantially more repetitive, boring, uninteresting and irritating….mainly because I keep having to come back to the site to update it like the sick addiction it is, but also because I’m married….to a very very very fat woman who won’t let me fuck her daughters and ever since she caught me jerking off to their bikini vacation facebook pics, even though they are over 18, she’s doesn’t let me near them….but as you know, at least I drink….it brings the joy in the form of a depressant that rapes my stomach and live….yay.
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