I think the success of facebook and twitter is directly related to the number of vacation pics bitches in your network post…I know I go straight for the vacation pics of bitches I know, and I assume you do too….cuz girls half naked is fun to look at, especially when years ago, you had to be actual friends with the girls to see the shit, and now it is available to the world….

I love that girls are compelled to share the shit with us, that they know we’re looking, and that they pretend is just them sharing memories, cuz fat girls don’t post their bikini pics, disproving that lie girls who want you jerking off to them try to pull….

I love that celebs are taking pics of themsleves in bikinis, for the smae reason, but also cuz I get to post them without worrying about paparazzi sending me 10,000 dollar invoices, which is what the fuckers do…I’ve been threatened to be sued a lot…

Not to mention, self shot pics are far better than badly shot, immigrant, untrained paparazzi staged shitty photography any day….

So today’s twitter bikini is Victoria Justice, all young, tight, cute and small round breasted….Amazing.

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