I am not in America….but I am celebrating thanksgiving by drinking my face off – since no one else around me is – it makes it a hell of a lot more fun. Sure I won’t be eating Turkey and Stuffing…..like this murderer…

But I will be sexually harrassing women….and posting half assed as I dance to Holiday classics like the one with Jodie Foster before she was a lesbian…..fairweather lesbians are the worst….