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2012

08

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been sick all week with what some would call a flu…but that I call AIDS….because I know the quality pussy I stick my dick in unprotected…at least the quality I was sticking my dick in the last three or four months and that isn’t very high…

I’m talking girls who don’t know what fucking day it is, let alone who they actually are as a person, or enough common sense to put a condom on a stranger they met off the fucking internet cuz they read his site since 2005….cuz imagine who else they did that too….and now I’m paying for it….

Remember – all girls are trash….even the seemingly normal ones, the seemingly sweet ones, the seemingly nice ones….they are fucking nuts, out for themselves, liars and cheats, dirty fucking cunts, but maybe I’m just bitter cuz of the whole contracting AIDS thing….cuz some people like making you suffer with them….

And that’s not to say girls aren’t good for fucking, that’s just to say, you should always leave it at just fucking, even if it makes for great comedy.

Happy International Women’s Day a day late.

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