My favorite fake accent motherfucker is back again…this time narrating some nonsense about this bitch Lauren Goodger, who is some fat slob pile of shit, on some show called The Only Way is Essex, who for some reason thinks she has a right to wear a fucking bikini, when clearly Some girls shouldn’t be so confident in their bodies….because lets face it they are disgusting…not matter how good they are at sucking dicks of guys who pretend they don’t know they or that their blowjob never happened….you know never admit to lowering ones standards to get off kinda thing….

What the fuck is “The Only Way Is Essex” and thanks to Lauren Goodger and her dirty sounding name that reminds me of when I shit, cum, throwup at the same time (it happens)… I’m not all that interested…she’s some UK Snooki and shit needs an eating disorder fast.

The fascinating thing in all this is that she’s 25….with a body of a 40 year old mom….vile.

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