The smartest thing I ever did was tell my wife I was impotent, you see because she’s so fucking disgusting looking and more importantly smelling, cuz looks can always be ignored with closing your eyes, I could never get hard for her, so I made my crackhead friend write me a fake doctor’s note, so now when I come home smelling of pussy, I just tell her I haven’t showered and my natural scent is pussy….must have something to do with the impotency….you know my loss of manhood….I’m a genius.

Here are some morning link…

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