The highlight of my day was not seeing Chloe Sevigny with a prosthetic dick….(scroll down)….it was when walking the dog…the hottest 19 year old…with amazing tits, in a tank top, cuz it is summer said hi to me like we were old friends…only I didn’t recognize her, or even react, cuz I was hungover, confused as to whether I knew her or not, or more importantly whether she was talking to me….knowing I definitely didn’t bang her cuz there would have been more herpes on her face and anger in her eyes….which proves…that I fail at all windows of opportunity…or more importantly…that I need to get out more often…cuz that is a weak highlight of a day…unless of course things take a turn and she tracks me down…leading to anal on a park bench….it could happen…if i decided to leave the house….follow my instagram – DRUNKENSTEPFATHER – to find out…..
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Mila Kunis Got Fat as Fuck
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Venice Beach Treasure Chest Prank
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Chick Falling Off a Rope Swing
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18 Year Old Films Herself Naked
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse in her Black Dress
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Kim Kardashian Gets ‘Punk’d’ By Ashton Kutcher (VIDEO)
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Ashley Tisdale, Just Because
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Alesha Dixon is Super Leggy
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Blonde Amateur is Super Sexy on Video
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Demi Lovato, Just Because
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Nutcase Doing Flips…
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Sofia Vergara Boring – Old – Sloppy – Upskirt
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Shaun White Banged Bar Refaeli
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Imogen Thomas Lets It All Hang Out In A Skimpy Bikini
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Selena Gomez Could Probably Handle 3 Guys At Once
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse Tittie Action – Complete with Stretch Marks…
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Arianny Celeste Big Fake Titties -> Get Arrested
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Epic Paintball Battle
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Holly Henderson is Ridiculous…
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Topless Bitch Named Rosie
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Rubber Ducky Fetish Porn
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