The highlight of the ESPY awards was Hayden Panettiere bringing out her implants that she got to balance out her broad shoulders that prior to being balanced out made her look like a boxing midget ready to do some novelty act at a bachelor party, you know starting with shooting hot dogs out of her twat and ending with the groom in a headlock between her thighs while all his friends laugh at his humiliation, or doing whatever else midgets with muscles do….

I generally hate fake tits but you know sometimes they save shitty tits, and sometimes they make tranny pros less homo to get blowjobs from.

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