I don’t remember who Minnie Driver is, but I know she’s in movies. I am more into knowing shit about the underbelly of the world than knowing about who starred in what. I guess seeing her in a bikini is alright, cuz I live in Canada and girls don’t own bikinis up here, at least girls I know don’t own bathing suits, or at least tell me that they don’t have bathing suits because they know I won’t start hassling them to get in them for me…I don’t know what I am talking about because I don’t actually know girls but if I did I am pretty sure that would it come down to. There’s been a few times where I’ve begged my stepdaughter to clean in her panties and it didn’t go over so well…

Anyway, I met a total crackhead tonight and we had great conversation. He was telling me how he’s not well and needs money for crack and how he’s been smokin it for 25 years. He told me that he was born in a mental institution to a crazy mother and even though I barely understood a word out of his mouth, I feel like his career and life is more appealing to talk about than this slut Minnie driver, but since you come here for celebrity posts and not stories about my friend Tommy, I’ll just stop writing now….Remember these pics may be old.

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