LARA BINGLE ignores me on social networking…not that I ever figured out why I was following her in the first place on social networking….you see I have never been to Australia…even though I like their women….who when aren’t Lara Bingle…are fun, down to party, and hot as fuck while dressed all cool….into my sleazy and creepy jokes…but I ended up following her anyway…and bitch has huge amounts of fans…which makes no sense to me….but she’s milking it…getting endorsement gigs and sometimes they end up with her in bikini…while other times they end up with her getting her pussy sniffed by a dog…

She may not matter, but in her defense…no one really does….and here she is in bathing suits for some Australian mag called CLEO

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