Some guy messaged me today telling me that his 6 year old has better grammar than me. I told him to give me his email because I’d like him to write the site for me. He didn’t pull through but I know that there would be nothing funnier than having a 6 year old write about Paris Hilton’s ass or some shit. Looks like that dream isn’t going to happen though.
I am trying to find ways to make the site better without actually working. I am pretty sure one day the golden idea will come to me but until then, here are my links.
Alanis Morissette is Fucking Ugly Even in a Bikini
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Justin Doesn’t Care that Jessica Biel has a Dick when she wears Tank Tops and Tight Jeans
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Some Asshole Gets Lohan’s Email and Harasses Her Without Realizing That That is My Fucking Dream
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WIll Ferrell Hits the Internet with Viral Videos With Some Kid Named Pearl
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Hilary Duff Showing Off Her Toned Body in a Bikini Video
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Elisha Cuthbert Slowly Tries to Bring Her Sexy Back and by Slowly I mean Really Fucking Slowly, this bitch is a Disaster…
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Some Playboy Party Pictures With Lenka Janistova
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Kristin Cavallari is a Drunken Whore In a Low Cut Dress
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This is the Dutch Babe of the Year, Her Name is Fatima Moreira de Melo
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Some Dude Fucks his Secretary Not Sure if it’s Real
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Quentin Tarantino Sucks on some Bitch’s Toes
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Kelly Clarkson is Fat in Fuck Me Boots
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Kelly Clarkson is Still Fat in Stupid Shirts
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Girl Deep Throats on Cam and Throws Up
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Some Breast Hidden Camera Video
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Rosie Dresses Her Kid Up in Bullets to Make a Point
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I always Loved Kate’s Playground and her Hoof… Nice to See She’s Still Working….
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Girl Gets Bottle Rocket Shot Out of her Ass
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A Little Dog Humping Video Action
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A Reader Writes About Rosie Dressing Her Kid Up in Bullets in the Forum
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This Bunny Destroys this Cat and it’s fucking Sexy…
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Paula Abdul is Crazy and Has a New Show and Tits in this Photoshoot
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Some Amateur Sex Video
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Dog Licks Pam Anderson’s Tit
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Paris Hilton Drew A Picture for TMZ Owner and Didn’t Send me Shit
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Some Bikini Shoot With Some Whore Named Chris Thomson
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Dude Swims in a Grease Dumpster
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This Photographer is From Montreal and That Means So Are the Nipples in these Pictures
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Cops Taking Down Skateboard Punks….
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Some Chick Bouncing Around to Shitty Country Music in her Underwear
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Some Benz Honks Down an Old Lady Crossing the Street
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Some Coney Island Mermaid Parade Video
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Some Coney Island Mermaid Parade With Sluts
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Some Girl Fucks a Fish
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Lookin’ Good Kim Kardashian
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Dina Lohan Used Cocaine when Pregnant with Lindsay…No Big Surprise…
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Creepy Club Kids with Dildos and Song….
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Steroids could be the Cause of the WWE Double Murder Suicide…Sad
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Hilary Duff is Slowly Getting Hotter as Time Goes On…
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Hot Ass Tattoo
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Picture 4
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Life’s Too Short For the Wrong Job…
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Joss Stone Tattoos Her Head…
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Some Dude Catches a Pedophile on MSN – I can’t read what’s going on but I used to do pranks like that…
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Emma Watson from Harry Potter is 17 and Has tits
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Some CNN Reporter is 4 Months Pregnant, Had a Shotgun Wedding and Hid it All From Everyone…
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Some Reader Sends Me Death Threats Because I Refuse to Link this Garbage
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Cum on Mary Kate Olsen
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Cam Girl Brianna and Her Really Short Skirt
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What is this Mangina Shit?
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Use this Spray To Get Laid, It’s More Legal That Roofies.
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Use this Site to Find Dates to Use That Spray On…
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