I officially realize that there is something wrong with me – or that I am officially too old – because I knowingly stayed in on Halloween weekend, not that I ever dress up, that’s for kids and assholes, not that I’ve gone out for Halloween or really ever the last 5 years, but I recognize that I knowingly stayed in despite the world being extra slutty nipple exposed this year…instead I decided to watch the sluts on social media – where they’ll look better because that’s the only reason they are dressing up so aggressively, and when they are filtered and angled they are more interesting, all while I don’t have to leave my couch…..

So I decided that I’ll sit and watch a bunch of kids in a rip off of an 80s movie, and not even a good rip off, as they fight a dragon even though I hate that shit, and hate the characters, the story, the writing, and can’t grasp why America fucking loves it and gets excited for it…..I assume it is because no one has an opinion and they are told they are supposed to like it…

While I waste away, here are some morning links..

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