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2007

06

Aug

I am – Challenged of the Day

I used to be friends with this group of girls a bit older then me that were all in college together for social work. I’m not sure why I hung out with them, since all they did was argue with each other like the bitches that they were, and sit around in their underwear, which was useless in the end, because when I even so much as suggested making out or getting naked, they would get all uptight. I figured since they were in college, they would be into that type of thing, but I guess I was wrong, or they were just boring. Probably the latter.

Anyways, they used to get pretty pissed when I referred to “Challenged People” as retards. They would whine that it wasn’t politically correct and blah blah blah and generally just try to make me feel bad about it. One of them, who was the ring leader kind of, tried to steal my boyfriend this one time, but she got cancer, which for some reason accelerated the growth of her already huge ass. The Cancer went away, but the ass didn’t.

I still think the word retard is funny, and really don’t give a shit. Retards are pretty funny too, so is Cancer.

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