Gabriella Papadakis is some figure skater who has had the first official nipple slip during the Olympics, reminding us something that we didn’t need to be reminded, and that is that Figure Skating is the only Olympic sport to jerk off to.

Maybe that seems obvious to me because as a Canadian, our national government owned Channel used to play Figure skating every sunday, and in an era before internet porno, that made our hangovers more manageable through masturbation options…

But there’s those speed skater thighs, with their tight outfits jacked up their vaginas…and I guess there’s Lindsay Vonn and her black dick loving celebrity athlete hustle…but this Gabriella Papadakis….is the winner of this contest as far as I’m concerned…reclaiming her sport as erotica…exposing the world her nipple…cuz all these bitches love attention…

MY KIND OF OLYMPICS….the NIPPLE EXPOSING OLYMPICS.

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