Christina Ionno is a nobody Instagram model with 20,000 followers, while I know mom’s in the park with more followers than this.

She seems to be from Toronto, maybe from Romania originally, because Canada is easy to get into when you want into North America…and she’s out there doing this getting naked to get noticed…and I guess I’ve noticed, which means it semi-works….considering we live in the same country, which has a population of 2500, and we all get together at the Igloo party to celebrate our ice wall border, where we eat seal meat and beaver….and I still have no idea who she is…

BUT…I appreciate her tactics…and that counts for a lot around here….

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