I witnessed teenage pregnancy today. She wasn’t a major teen because she was driving, but her parents looked like they were my age. EIther they were rich and had plastic surgery or lived a clean healthy life but watching her perky milk filled tits bounce and knowing dude dropped load in her was pretty fucking hot….until I saw the baby daddy ride up next to her on his bike with his ratty fucking hair, tattooed neck and emaciated AIDS lookin’ body….
Comments are back up, with some crazy captcha thing that means you have to type what you seen in the box before writing. I know you aren’t used to box, but you’ll have to figure it out if you want to leave feedback. If you’re looking for a real challenge try their “Audio” feature and figure out what numbers they are shouting out at you. Shit confused the fuck out of me but made me laugh and I am not a laugher so it’s worth trying. The stepFORUM was a bust, which wasn’t surprising at all, since everything I touch turns to shit.
I didn’t feel like working too hard today, it’s the long weekend, which has no impact on my life at all since everyday is a fucking weekend, so I spent most of the day surfing the internet and trying to convince girls to get naked for me.
Here’s to a good fucking weekend, I know statistically some of you may end up driving drunk and into trees and shit, so try not to die, I need the traffic.
Here’s what I saw…experience my day by clicking these links….
So Much Silicone at the Premiere of “Anna Nicole”
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Nadine Velazquez From My Name is Earl Showing Off Her Spic Ass
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Some Slut Named Staci Flood Posing for in her Lingerie for you
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Take this Pop Quiz on High School
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It is Fetish Weekend in Montreal….And Here’s an Interview with Fetish Queen Bianca Beauchamp….They Wouldn’t Give Me Free Guestlist…But I’ll Still Promote this Fetish Queen…
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Hot Lesbian Sex Scene From L-Word For You Perverts
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An Insane Coin Toss Trick…
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Great Prank with a suitcase full of fake Cocaine
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Some crazy bitchs let her five year old drive her car
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Sienna Miller is a crazy drunk
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Anti-Kamasutra
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Britney’s New Lyrics are About Having a Dude Cum in Her Mouth….Amazing, I guess bitch realized cum in the cooch means a lifetime of headaches…
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Lenka Gaborova like whoa
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Rachel Stevens Lookin’ Slutty in Some Photoshoot
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Some Flickr Nudity…
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Paris is moving
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Rose McGowen see through top
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Miss South Carolina calls 911
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Hyori Lee is some Asian Whore
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Car fight!!
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Charlize Theron has killer legs
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Some Webcam Video with a Girl and Her Football
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Larry Birkhead and Howard K sterm
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More Flickr Nudity
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Michelle Marsh – VIDEO
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Britney’s new singles are really, really, really…awesome
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Half tiem contest. This is fantastic
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Shy Topless Girl on the Beach
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Owen Wilson goes to rehab
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Brett Micheals talks about his cock and You Love The Cock….
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Jenna Jameson looking wierder then ever
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Girl Liking Another Girl’s Hairy Armpit
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Fergie FUG is Looking Like Sex With a Pile of Shit
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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I wonder if this dude is straight…
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This Dude is a Fag…Video….
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Rhianna in lingerie for her new video
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Lots of Teen Asses
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Mud fight + Chicks = Boners
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Kelly Preston is the new Miss Cleo
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Senator Larry Craig is a homo
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Sophie Howard Posing Topless and SHit
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Britney Spears gives her kids booze, cause thats what good parents do
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Hilldog looks more and more like a pear everyday
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2 Sluts Having a Catfight….Video
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Some Disgusting Chick Talks About Her Hairy Ass
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Beckham is injured again
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Weird Photobucket Nudity Collection
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Fat Chick Getting Her Legs Shaved…
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PJ Harney has a new album. Shes hot in that wierdo music chick kind of way
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Paris Hilton looks better without those stupid extensions we all know are fake anyways
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One of my Readers Makes Shitty Movies…But is in Film School…So Watch It and Encourage Him To Take on Another Career
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Some Chick gets Naked in a Pizza Restaurant Video
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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Do a Loving Pregnancy Photoshoot for Publicity…Pretty Much the Same Reason She Got Knocked Up and Didn’t Abort…Unless She’s Already Had One Too Many Abortions and it was Keep it or never have a kid…what do I know…
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Naked Photobucket Chick
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Did You Play the Celebrity Photo Hunt Yet?
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It’s Back to School and the Best Thing to Do is Convince Horny College Co-Eds to Fuck You, It is the Experimental Years and this will Help
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