I used to be judgemental about dudes who would pull their dicks out on the train, bus or in public places. I would hear stories from my wife, which I didn’t believe because she’s ugly…and my stepdaughters and their friends, about being on public transit, looking over their shoulder and seeing a dude wacking off.

There was a time that it was such a regular thing, every woman I knew or met had had it happen to them more than once…it was almost a right of passage for a girl to go through starting at a high school age…

I found it creepy, perverted, awkward and weird….but then I found a support group on the internet and realized that I was just so judgemental about it because I didn’t accept it within myself that it was something I wanted to do….like a redneck hick gay basher who really just wants to suck a dick or get fucked up the ass by a dick….but can’t accept he’s gay until finally giving into his urges when beating a queer, you know hating what you see in yourself in other people, possibly the same reason I hate on celebrity sluts, because I know I wish I could just show my tits for attention…..and money and the good life….and now that gay bashing queer hick lives in fucking Boca or Palm Springs…and runs an antique store…with his partner of 40 years…

So today…thanks to my internet support group, I am going to dress as the public masturbator and blame all consequences of my actions on halloween….anticipating bringing joy to the world while they laugh at my tiny pecker…all in the spirit of Halloween…

Here are some morning links…

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