Asking a girl to go grocery shopping with you at 1 am while drunk in a bar is always a good way to literally go down the creampie aisle…and not actually go down the creampie aisle you were insinuating with your bad creampie joke…the way you wanted to when you were planting the seed in their little woman brains…because women know where all the 24 hour grocery stores are.

Speaking of pie…you’d think fat girls would learn to shut up with all the food in their mouths…making it impossible to talk cuz they struggling to carbload and calorie surplus…but then you remember it’s the internet era and they can eat and type at the same time…which is why we have all these issues we never had before…like fat rights…and body positivity…cuz fat girls were too lazy to protest, too busy not exercising to protest, too insecure and disgusted with themselves to stand up for themselves…and now all it takes is a tweet.

The only good thing is premature death due to chronic illness!!!

Now I gotta go eat this damn creampie I bought for breakfast before my apnea wife wakes up and robs me of my joy and attempt to cum in new pussy last night.

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