Everyone I know masturbates to girls on instagram, because the girls post hotness….but not all girls are created equally, despite what they try to make you believe with their trickery in poses and filters…some girls like @sarahstage are just fucking top of the charts amazing so I had to do a feature on her….cuz clearly she’s the fucking future…ideally of my love life…which involves a lot of masturbation and tears….or maybe it will be different this time, maybe she is the one, and our love will remain pure and filled with poetry. But I doubt it. It’s not my fault just look at her.

Name Sarah Stage
Location Valley of the Dolls
Occupation model and aspiring In ‘n’Out Burger spokesmodel
Instagram Handle @sarahstage
When did you start Instagram? A year ago
How many followers do you have? 105,000

4 Questions with with a href=”http://www.instagram.com/sarahstage” target=”_blank”> @sarahstage

1- Are do you like about Instagram?

I am obsessed with photography and picking different filters and looking at all of the fun stuff that people brag about on Instagram!

2- What is the craziest thing you will do on camera?

Take nude photos of myself after a spray tan

3- Will you hold my hand, look into my eyes and let me sing you love songs on our wedding night?

No but I’ll take you for a burger at In n Out

5- What are your 6 favorite instagram pics you have posted of all time

Pic of me as chola, My chihuahua jose dressed as a snowman, Pic of In n out burger and fries, Pic of me and Sasha Baron Cohen working at the oscars, Sleepover bubble bath night with my girlfriends, Pic of my bridal vampire party for Halloween, A pic that says fuck what people think

Final Thoughts? Last Words? Now’s Your Chance!

Sarah stage is my real name.

Wait, did I tell you that I love in n out burger??

Find her on TWITTER

Here are her favorite pics….mine are the naughtier ones…that coy little tease….

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