I tend to avoid calendars, because they just remind me of how desperate these women who release their own calendars for a quick buck are….so I generally miss important dates except Christmas. I fucking love Christmas…but I do avoid New Years Eve, which is today, for many reasons…that include but aren’t limited to disappointment in myself for a year gone by, fear of a year to come, impending death and aging….the stress of remembering it is 2019 and not 2018 even though I always sign date 2012 when writing checks…for no reason other than my brain stopped progressing in 2012…which is pretty impressive that it made it that long…..but I also hate New Years Eve parties, annoying people in annoying places wasted and trying to catch a cab in the cold…I hate people shooting off Fireworks from their buttholes…and other idiotic shit…and I am sure I would hate all the self involved rants about people’s lives, hopes and dreams that I am sure are going on right now…

While I just stick to the tits….because that’s all that matters, even if it doesn’t matter, at least it’s not some instagram hooker telling you about her trials and tribulations and her hope for 2019 when she looks more like a muppet than she did in 2018….whilst on more adventures no one cares about…we just want the tits bro…

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