I was at the grocery store last night, it’s really the only thing I do because I have a fat wife who sends me on errands all the time…and I saw a hot young mom carting around her kid like she was what you’d expect a Kardashian to be….only you know the Kardashian’s keep their kids with the hired help and only interact with them for money….but this doughy muppet faced 19 year old in her slutty outfit despite being winter…and I knew….”this bitch is on instagram, she’s trying to be an influencer, following the Kardashian lead, and even got knocked up because of it”…her body bounced back but you could tell she was thinking “maybe I shoulda just bought the fashion trend they were selling, the kylie make-up, anything but this shit”….because when you’re not a rich Kardashian…and you have to actually raise the kid….it’s not as fun as free trips to Dubai where dudes from instagram shit on her.

Point being…the internet is a lie…

Here are some stepLINKS….

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