I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2019

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am – a fucking hero…..I saw a woman outside an expensive hotel having what looked like a drunken freak out in a taxi, who knows what she was on, but her eyes were rolled back into her head and she was a fucking mess. The police were called, she was cuffed, then released into the lobby, where she sat because she was too wasted to stand…like really fucking wasted, almost arrested and cuffed wasted, the kind of wasted you like to have sex with because it’s fucking mental…until it throws up on you…

So I did the gentlemanly thing…and offered to take her up to her room, where I would have stripped her down and put her in the shower…cuz I am a nice guy…so nice…I wouldn’t drink her entire mini bar…or pull out my dick…I’m a married man…I was just there for the tits…

Only even in her drunken state of insanity – that almost got her arrested – she knew she could do better than me…

I blame the #metoo movement and Christmas carols like “baby it’s cold outside” for cockblocking my good pervert intentions…..meanwhile girls are getting knocked up through unprotected sex with guys they meet on TINDER
at their houses while drunk at 4 am every fucking day…

I guess I am just bad at marketing.

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