Danni Minogue is Kylie Minogue’s sister who never got quite as famous, always in the shadow, who never had breast cancer, but who probably could have had a great career in porn, partially thanks to her breast implants, but I guess life just didn’t work out that way for her, and instead she models shit, and is now posting pics that clearly she finds hot of herself in Barbados in a bikini, that I am totally into looking at, not because I know who Danni Minogue is, but because I like bikinis on anyone, especially Australians, whether they are famous or have famous siblings or not. I mean this whole self produced bikini photoshoot is promising to me, a sign that if other people won’t take pics of her in a bikini, she’s do it for her fucking self, which is the attention craving gateway to sex tape. I am into it.

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